通宵时的13类建筑学子
The 13 Types of Student You Encounter During an All-Nighter
由专筑网李韧，杨帆编译
在交图前的一天、亦或是那一个晚上，简直就是最要命的时段，工作室的小伙伴们每个人都埋头苦干，他们忙着最后的渲染、PS，以及最终的打印图纸，恨不得要把每一秒都掰开来用。虽然人们对于通宵的定义不尽相同，有人认为必须要连续工作到太阳再次升起，或是坚持24小时以上不合眼，也有人认为工作到下一次睡觉之前就算通宵。其实学生们往往有些夸大了这一过程。
人们最真实的个性往往在清晨表现得最为明显，在那时你能看到人们最真实的状态。虽然许多人都经历过这样恐怖的夜晚，但这似乎成为了建筑学院独特的文化标志，或者至少我们会逐步学会提早规划。但是那些曾经的通宵达旦将永远保存在我们的记忆之中。
Days (or rather, nights) before the deadline, the studio becomes a haven for all those students madly rendering, photoshopping, and printing the last pieces of their presentation, using the adrenaline of the deadline for motivation. While it's common for people to disagree even on the true definition of an all-nighter—is it classed as working until the sun rises, being awake for a period of over 24 hours, or even working right through to bedtime the following evening?—students often unhealthily boast about how many they have survived.
People’s true personalities begin to blossom in the early hours of the morning, and you get to experience the person they truly are. Although many of us have probably experienced such nights, it is luckily a culture that we grow out of throughout architecture school, or at least something we get wise to and begin to reassess our priorities. But the memories of those who suffered through with us will never be forgotten.
机器人类型
这类学生常常如机器人般久坐于桌前，双目直视屏幕长达数十小时，他们看起来一动不动，只有两只手在飞速地操作着各项命令。也许真的到了世界末日，他们也不会离开自己的工作岗位吧。
完美主义者
没有人知道为什么他们还要留在工作室里，对这类人来说，作品的完美度显得至关重要。所以，他们会一改再改，直到达到心目中的最佳效果。
自我主义者
这类人有时会比别人提早几个小时完成任务，那么接下来他们的工作就是欣赏别人的痛苦姿态。到了晚上11点，他们会在工作室里晃悠，向其他人炫耀自己已提早完成任务。
The Robot
The robot is usually found sat at their desk with their eyes fixated on the screen for ten hours straight (often longer) as only their hands move to type in commands and move the cursor. Even if the fire alarm were to go off, they would stay glued to their chair, continuously working without respite.
The Perfectionist
No one knows why they are still in the studio as, to human eyes, their work appears complete. Yet there they must stay, furiously rendering and photoshopping until they agree it is perfect.
The Egotist
Having finished hours before everyone else, they relish in everyone else’s pain and suffering. Around 11 pm you can usually find them circulating the studio, boasting to everyone that they are already done and can get a full night of sleep.
“交际花”型
顾名思义，这类人在工作室如同花蝴蝶般飞来飞去，他们忙着点评别人的设计方案。我们无从得知他们是否真的对别人的理念感兴趣，也许这只是一种拖延的方式呢？
天使型
这是另一种版本的自我主义者，但他们不会过分吹嘘自己。因为他们自己也有讨厌的任务需要完成，在别人需要帮助时，这类学生仍然会出手相助。
化险为夷型
这类学子常常冒着无法按时完成作业的风险，可是他们往往能提前化险为夷。
The Social Butterfly
Moving from one person to the next, they keep themselves busy chatting away and offering advice on everyone’s project but their own. Whether they are actually interested in other people's work or just using it as a form of procrastination is up for debate.
The Good Samaritan
A more light-hearted version of The Egotist, but without the bragging. They too have annoyingly finished their own work, but remain to offer support and help to anyone and everyone who needs it.
The Adrenaline Junkie
It takes the risk of not finishing in time to motivate this person into being productive and getting all the drawings done. No matter how late they leave it though, they always seem to finish seconds before it’s due.
夜猫子型
这类学生的睡眠时间是真不多，尤其到了交图前期，几乎只有在晚上才能看见这些学生，而白天通常是他们的补觉时间。
魔术师型
在熬夜的初期，他们几乎没有什么完成作品可以用于炫耀，但过了一段时间之后，他们不知用了什么魔幻手段，竟然能够完整地完成所有的工作。几乎没有什么人知道他们是如何做到的。
精力旺盛型
这类学生精力异常旺盛，他们即使在凌晨4点也依然保持满满的活力，但不得不说，每天坚持锻炼确实为他们带来了良好的体魄。
The Night Owl
Their sleeping pattern has been totally neglected throughout the project and by the end they are wide-eyed in the middle of the night, thriving in the early hours and rarely seen during the day.
The Magician
At the beginning of their night in the studio, they have little-to-no work to show for themselves, yet by using some unknown wizardry they can churn out all the drawings and plans they need by the end of it. How they do it is a closely guarded secret only a select few know.
The Rocket
How they have so much energy at 4 am baffles most people—but it must be said that their technique of star jumps and push-ups to wake themselves up really does work.
强制说谎型
这类学生常常说着自己要熬夜，但是在晚上10点之后就再也不会在工作室看见他们了。他们一直渴望着保持良好的作息，他们也很希望成为熬夜大军的一员，于是常常宣称自己要工作到很晚。
抱怨型
我们都了解通宵工作的艰辛，但抱怨型的学生常常将时间花费在无限的唠叨之中，抱怨自己已经多久没休息，抱怨自己的工作量，其实将这些时间用在工作中不是更好吗？
超人型
这是比自我主义者更加恐怖的人群，他们有着超常的工作能力，他们甚至在完成几十张图纸的制作之后，还能进行自己的兼职工作，例如为建筑大师工作室进行效果图制作，这类学生常常能够完成超出你想象的工作量。
The Compulsive Liar
They say they do all-nighters, but no one can remember ever seeing them after 10 pm. While they are living the dream of going to bed at a healthy time, they want to be included in the exclusive group of all-nighter survivors, making the claim that staying until any time after 7 pm counts.
The Complainer
We get it, working all night sucks. But rather than using all their energy to get their project done so they can go to bed, The Complainer instead wastes it on counting how many hours they have gone without sleep and reciting it every half hour to any poor soul in the room.
The Superhuman
Possibly even more annoying than The Egotist, this person seems to be simply inhuman in their ability to work. Besides the 30 drawings they have already produced, they are maintaining a part-time job producing renders for top architects, while still planning to finish more overnight than you thought possible.
咖啡因痴迷型
虽然许多建筑师和建筑学子都有喝咖啡的习惯，但此类“瘾君子”每隔一段时间就要来上一杯，只有这样他们才能保持精力。
文章插图来源：Andrea Vasquez
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Images for this article were kindly provided by Andrea Vasquez.
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